In a perfect world, the tagline for “Hot Tub Time Machine” would have been:
“The 80s almost killed me, let’s not recall ‘em quite so fondly.”
My take on the Oscars
Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot to breakdown the Oscars! Ugh. I can’t think of many other complete wastes of time than actually sitting down and watching an award show. I didn’t see a second of it this year, because I had to work, but I’m glad I didn’t have the chance. The next morning I just Googled the winners the next morning. Total time spent: 25 seconds. Oh, ok, The Hurt Locker director won. Great. Hm, I wonder what her speech was about? Did she thank her family, did she thank her agent, oh I must know!
I’m so glad I missed yet another worthless thing crowding my head with useless thoughts. There really is something to be said about NOT consuming worthless things.
